April 2013
4 posts
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
2 posts
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
September 2012
3 posts
cosmo tip #403
expertcosmotips:
dump him by taking a dump on him
cosmo tip #403
expertcosmotips:
dump him by taking a dump on him
August 2012
4 posts
Watchth3skinny:
weaponxvii:
stepstocrescendo:
h0ttieswithb0ddies:
This made my week!
by far one of the absolutely greatest things I have watched
I ain’t even mad.
If you’re having a bad day, watch this. It’ll help. I promise.
July 2012
23 posts
cosmo tip #302
expertcosmotips:
hold his hand while he poops
cosmo tip #272
expertcosmotips:
unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then
just burp on his penis and leave
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
June 2012
73 posts
